Buckshot’s Last Briefing
Cliff Potts, Occupy 2.5
August 2, 2025 — Austin, Texas (or what’s left of it) — Buckshot Ray lit his last Marlboro on the barrel of a hot AR-15 and told the crew,
“Boys, the Democrats ain’t just losing—they’re gettin’ pantsed in front of God and fascists alike.”
The safehouse smelled like gunpowder and Sapphire’s perfume—jasmine and vengeance. Nicolette was rigging yard signs into pipe bombs again. Buckshot Ray flipped open his iPad, still duct-taped from the last shootout, and pulled up The Hill.
“Negative approval,” he muttered. “Negative spine, more like.”
The Dems were underwater again. Not because fascism is subtle—it’s wearing a red hat and screaming in your face—but because the Democrats still think this is student council and not civil war.
“I fought in two sandboxes for this country,” Ray growled, eyes on the headline. “And I’ll be damned if I let a bunch of brunch liberals negotiate our surrender.”
Sapphire sharpened her switchblade on a voter registration form.
“They keep beggin’ us to vote,” she said, “but won’t even say the word fascism in public.”
“We got Nazis at the gates,” Nicolette added, “and Chuck Schumer’s sending faxes.”
Ray took one long drag.
“We ain’t waiting for Pelosi to grow ovaries. We’re the last light in a darkening land. Grab your kit. We’ve got work to do.”
If the Democratic Party won’t fight, then Buckshot Ray will—
one hollow point and one call girl fundraiser at a time.
Links:
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5421535-democrats-negative-approval-rating/amp/
https://endfascism.xyz
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